You would think by the amount of cooking shows alone on the BBC, that the English are excellent cooks. It's inspiring to say the least, when you see people preparing full meals in half an hour, sometimes with surprise ingredients. It gets me thinking about what I can do, even if I don’t have a celebrity chef to call up when I get stuck. Or even the bare minimum of tools I am used to working with.
This apartment came equipped with a few pots and pans, a cheese grater and some knives. There is no microwave, not even a toaster (although we did run out and get a cheap toaster.) Only the top of the stove works (for now). (The stove was installed, brand new, when the last tenant moved in. But it seems as though he never actually used the stove, and it doesn’t work. They are coming to look at it on Monday, but it took ages just to get a repairman to come out). There aren’t any measuring spoons or cups, fancy garlic crushers or peelers. I have managed pretty well despite the environment, and even started trying to prepare new things, like risotto. For some reason I thought making risotto would be difficult, but it was surprisingly easy. It's amazing the variety of cooking one can do without any fancy equipment, Jamie Oliver would be proud!
Don’t get me wrong, I'm not a great cook. I merely see cooking as a necessity, as the work you have to do in order to eat. But once I get going I generally enjoy it. Sometimes though, it does feel like a chore to me. On those days no cooking show is going to get me going, it's only going to make me hungry. At least it's pretty easy to pick up a cone of fries (yes, they serve them in paper cones) or broodjes (a Dutch-style sandwich) when I'm out walking the dog.
Someone pointed me to this site about an American woman living in Holland. On it she complains about some of the foods she misses. I think it's amazing that someone can complain about missing Velveeta cheese, or even "California Cheese" in this country. (Of course I never ate Velveeta back home, ew!) There are however, some foods that I miss. Mexican food, for one thing. And American-style energy bars (Balance Bars and Cliff Bars). When I asked if they sold them at our local branch of the Naturwinkel, the guy said: "all these things in this store have energy!!" I mean, he had a point. But still, I want my energy bars! Also, they don’t put half and half in their coffee here. You can't buy it anywhere. Instead they use steamed milk (which you can't replicate at home) or evaporated milk, which doesn’t really cut it. I have adjusted however, by drinking espresso and lattes at home (I know, its so difficult adjusting! hee). I even bought myself a tiny little stovetop espresso maker.

It's just me and the dog (misha, above) for the next five days, Bill has gone off to London for a job interview. Quiet time to stay home, clean the flat, maybe see a movie or two. Ghost World just opened and Oceans Eleven is still playing here. Or maybe I will just stay in and listen to my language tapes.
Oof, that mayonnaise on the frites. Hurts just to look at it, honestly. I think I must learn the Dutch for "hold the mayo" before I go to Amsterdam again. But those fries look damn tasty.
And look at that happy dog! Very sweet.
Yeah, I really love it when the mayo gets cold and solidifies between the fries, YUM!
I always get them to hold the mayo, btw.
thanks for the comments christina!!
You people are weak. Mayonnaise is the whole appeal of fries.
In Belgium I had "frites andalouse," which were just fries with mayonnaise and paprika in them. Between the fries and their insistence upon frying hamburgers to reheat them, they'd conquer the world. If the Germans weren't always keeping them down, that is.
mayonnaise on fries is just THE thing. there is nothing better. you could add ketchup. what do you need measuring cups for?!? cook with your heart. be one with your food. measuring cups. hah! all you need is a (very) sharp knife. sharpen your knife regularly. so maybe you need a knife sharpener too? try cooking pears in red wine. add some spices. get sickening american energy bars in sports shops. dont get me started on half&half... and if you really have to: tossing warm skimmed-over milk into your blender will provide all the 'steamed' milk you'll ever need
Frank, anyone who can say this "tossing warm skimmed-over milk into your blender will provide all the 'steamed' milk you'll ever need" obviously isnt a coffee drinker.
I will not ever back down from RESOLVED: Mayonnaise is the Devil's condiment. Plus, yellow-white combined with off-white? Not even aesthetically pleasing. Plain fries for me, extra salty. If I ever change on this and embrace mayo, in any form, ever, please notify the authorities that my Soviet-era mind control chip has been deployed.
Dutch for "hold the mayo"? All you need is "frites zonder" - literally, "fries without". Exactly what you want to go without needn't be specified; it will be obvious. Similarly, you can order "frites met" - "fries with".
But Christian is right. The fritesaus is the whole point. Mmmm.
Today in Brussels I saw somebody eating what appeared to be french fries with beef stew poured on top.
Now see, beef stew I could imagine over fries, that's wholesome and natural, like chili fries. Although after reading that thing in that log related to yours about the fried gravy and beef bits log thing, I am apprehensive about the Dutch lackadaisical attitude towards meat hygiene.
Hey now. I'm sure they're very clean flecks of fat.
Took the day off and was just reading up some blogs and thought I would post here