Bad thing I find an itsy bitsy pleasure in: Now that the weather has gotten nicer, I see a lot of tourists riding around on rented bikes. You can tell they are rented because the bikes have these huge round placards on the front that say "MAC BIKE". So, when I'm out walking the dog, while crossing the street I like to step right out in front of one, giving them a good scare as they try to slow down. Give them a taste of what it feels like when some halfwit walks into your way on a bike path, hah! Oopsie, am I in your way? Also, I don’t think those bikes have bells, or if they do, people are too timid about using them.
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